Are Kourtney & Travis’s Relationship Rumors The BIGGEST Celebrity HOAX Ever?

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Kourtney & Travis: The Love Story That Was NEVER Real?

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Are Kourtney & Travis’s Relationship Rumors The BIGGEST Celebrity HOAX Ever?Okay, okay, hold the horses! “Biggest Celebrity HOAX Ever?” That’s a bold statement, even for me. But let’s be real, the Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker love story… it’s got layers. Like a freakin’ onion. Or maybe a multi-tiered wedding cake covered in skulls and roses.

From zero to soulmates practically overnight? PDA that would make even the most seasoned horndog blush? And the matching outfits? The coordinated tattoos? It all screams…calculated.

Look, I’m not saying they *aren’t* in love. Maybe they really did find each other and BAM! Instant connection. But in the Kardashian universe, nothing is accidental. Everything is content. Everything is a brand.

Remember when Kourtney was all “I’m not interested in being famous anymore, I just want to focus on my kids and my lifestyle blog, Poosh?” Yeah, me neither. Now she’s making out with a rockstar every five seconds and rocking a gothic bride vibe.

So is it a hoax? Probably not in the literal sense. They’re clearly *something.* But is it amplified? Curated? Monetized to within an inch of its life? ABSOLUTELY.

Think about it: it’s a win-win. Kourtney gets a rebellious image refresh and a whole new demographic suddenly interested in her lifestyle. Travis gets elevated further into the mainstream pop culture stratosphere. And we, the unsuspecting public, get to watch the whole carefully constructed spectacle unfold, fueled by gossip blogs and Instagram posts.

So, maybe “biggest hoax ever” is a stretch. But let’s just say I wouldn’t be surprised if somewhere, Kris Jenner has a whiteboard with “Kravis Strategy: Phase 3 – Global Domination” written on it in sparkly marker. Just sayin’.

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