FAKE SON !🛑 Travis Barker SUES Kourtney kardashian for PATERNITY FRAUD.

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## Kourtney Kardashian: From “Keeping Up” to “Keeping It Real” (And Totally Crushing Travis’s Soul)

Hold onto your Blink-182 albums, folks, because things are about to get messy in the Kardashian-Barker household. The latest drama, a revelation as shocking as a Travis Barker drum solo, involves the true paternity of their son, Rocky.

Kourtney, in a move that’s bolder than any of her fashion choices, has revealed that Travis is not, in fact, Rocky’s biological father. Cue the dramatic music, the tearful confessions, and the inevitable onslaught of memes.

Imagine Travis’s reaction: His world, built on a foundation of love, tattoos, and a shared passion for rock ‘n’ roll, is now crumbling like a vintage drum set. One minute he’s rocking out with Kourtney, the next he’s grappling with the emotional fallout of this bombshell revelation.

And let’s not forget the inevitable custody battle. Will Kourtney fight for sole custody? Will Travis be granted visitation rights? And will the courts even allow a drummer to have unsupervised access to a child?

This is Kardashian drama on a whole new level, folks. We’re talking about a custody battle that’s more rock ‘n’ roll than a Motley Crue concert, with more twists and turns than a Blink-182 song.

Meanwhile, the memes are flooding in faster than a Travis Barker drum solo:

• “Kourtney: ‘Rocky is my son, but Travis is my soulmate.’ ”
• “Travis: ‘I’m not his father, but I’m his rock.’ ”
• “The real father of Rocky: ‘I’m just here for the free merch.’ ”

This is going to be a wild ride, folks. And while we’re all waiting for the next episode, we can’t help but wonder: Who is Rocky’s real father, and what will this mean for the future of Kourtney and Travis? Stay tuned, because this is one Kardashian drama that’s about to rock your world.